A different kind of Ashes :)

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An all-rounder.

I picked up this gems from Stu's Cricket Blog. For more, visit http://stumpcam.blogspot.com/